`Thank you, it's a very interesting dance to watch,' said Alice, feeling very
glad that it was over at last: `and I do so like that curious song about the
whiting!' 
`Oh, as to the whiting,' said the Mock Turtle, `they--you've seen them, of
course?'
`Yes,' said Alice, `I've often seen them at dinn--' she checked herself hastily.
`I don't know where Dinn may be,' said the Mock Turtle, `but if you've seen
them so often, of course you know what they're like.'
`I believe so,' Alice replied thoughtfully. `They have their tails in their
mouths--and they're all over crumbs.'
`You're wrong about the crumbs,' said the Mock Turtle: `crumbs would all
wash off in the sea. But they HAVE their tails in their mouths; and the
reason is--' here the Mock Turtle yawned and shut his eyes.--`Tell her
about the reason and all that,' he said to the Gryphon.
`The reason is,' said the Gryphon, `that they WOULD go with the lobsters to
the dance. So they got thrown out to sea. So they had to fall a long way. So
they got their tails fast in their mouths. So they couldn't get them out again.
That's all.'
`Thank you,' said Alice, `it's very interesting. I never knew so much about a
whiting before.'
`I can tell you more than that, if you like,' said the Gryphon. `Do you know
why it's called a whiting?'
`I never thought about it,' said Alice. `Why?'
`IT DOES THE BOOTS AND SHOES.' the Gryphon replied very solemnly.
Alice was thoroughly puzzled. `Does the boots and shoes!' she repeated in a
wondering tone.
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