`Come, my head's free at last!' said Alice in a tone of delight, which changed
into alarm in another moment, when she found that her shoulders were
nowhere to be found: all she could see, when she looked down, was an
immense length of neck, which seemed to rise like a stalk out of a sea of
green leaves that lay far below her.
`What CAN all that green stuff be?' said Alice. `And where HAVE my
shoulders got to? And oh, my poor hands, how is it I can't see you?' She was
moving them about as she spoke, but no result seemed to follow, except a
little shaking among the distant green leaves.
As there seemed to be no chance of getting her hands up to her head, she
tried to get her head down to them, and was delighted to find that her neck
would bend about easily in any direction, like a serpent. She had just
succeeded in curving it down into a graceful zigzag, and was going to dive in
among the leaves, which she found to be nothing but the tops of the trees
under which she had been wandering, when a sharp hiss made her draw
back in a hurry: a large pigeon had flown into her face, and was beating her
violently with its wings.
  `Serpent!' screamed the Pigeon.
`I'm NOT a serpent!' said Alice indignantly. `Let me alone!'
`Serpent, I say again!' repeated the Pigeon, but in a more subdued tone, and
added with a kind of sob, `I've tried every way, and nothing seems to suit
them!'
`I haven't the least idea what you're talking about,' said Alice.
`I've tried the roots of trees, and I've tried banks, and I've tried hedges,' the
Pigeon went on, without attending to her; `but those serpents! There's no
pleasing them!'
Alice was more and more puzzled, but she thought there was no use in
saying anything more till the Pigeon had finished.
`As if it wasn't trouble enough hatching the eggs,' said the Pigeon; `but I
must be on the look-out for serpents night and day! Why, I haven't had a
wink of sleep these three weeks!'
`I'm very sorry you've been annoyed,' said Alice, who was beginning to see
its meaning.
`And just as I'd taken the highest tree in the wood,' continued the Pigeon,
raising its voice to a shriek, `and just as I was thinking I should be free of
them at last, they must needs come wriggling down from the sky! Ugh,
Serpent!'
`But I'm NOT a serpent, I tell you!' said Alice. `I'm a--I'm a--'
`Well! WHAT are you?' said the Pigeon. `I can see you're trying to invent
something!'
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