| `All right, so far,' said the
King, and he went on muttering over the verses to himself: `"We know it
to be true--" that's the jury, of course-- "I gave her one, they gave him
two--" why, that must be what he did with the tarts, you know--'
`But, it goes on "They all returned from him to you,"' said Alice.
`Why, there they are!' said the King triumphantly, pointing to the tarts
on the table. `Nothing can be clearer than that. Then again--"Before she
had this fit--" you never had fits, my dear, I think?' he said to the Queen.
`Never!' said the Queen furiously, throwing an inkstand at the Lizard
as she spoke. (The unfortunate little Bill had left off writing on his
slate with one finger, as he found it made no mark; but he now hastily
began again, using the ink, that was trickling down his face, as long as
it lasted.)
`Then the words don't fit you,' said the King, looking round the court
with a smile. There was a dead silence.
`It's a pun!' the King added in an offended tone, and everybody laughed,
`Let the jury consider their verdict,' the King said, for about the twentieth
time that day.
`No, no!' said the Queen. `Sentence first--verdict afterwards.'
`Stuff and nonsense!' said Alice loudly. `The idea of having the sentence
first!'
`Hold your tongue!' said the Queen, turning purple.
`I won't!' said Alice.
`Off with her head!' the Queen shouted at the top of her voice. Nobody
moved.
`Who cares for you?' said Alice, (she had grown to her full size by
this time.) `You're nothing but a pack of cards!'
At
this the whole pack roseup into the air, and came flying down upon her:
she gave a little scream, half of fright and half of anger, and tried to
beat them off, and found herself lying on the bank, with her head in the
lap of her sister, who was gently brushing away some dead leaves that had
fluttered down from the trees upon her face.
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