| `Thank you, it's a very interesting
dance to watch,' said Alice, feeling very glad that it was over at last:
`and I do so like that curious song about the whiting!'
`Oh, as to the whiting,' said the Mock Turtle, `they--you've seen them,
of course?'
`Yes,' said Alice, `I've often seen them at dinn--' she checked herself
hastily.
`I don't know where Dinn may be,' said the Mock Turtle, `but if you've
seen them so often, of course you know what they're like.'
`I believe so,' Alice replied thoughtfully. `They have their tails in
their mouths-- and
they're all over crumbs.'
`You're wrong about the crumbs,' said the Mock Turtle: `crumbs would
all wash off in the sea. But they HAVE their tails in their mouths; and
the reason is--' here the Mock Turtle yawned and shut his eyes.--`Tell
her about the reason and all that,' he said to the Gryphon.
`The reason is,' said the Gryphon, `that they WOULD go with the lobsters
to the dance. So they got thrown out to sea. So they had to fall a long
way. So they got their tails fast in their mouths. So they couldn't get
them out again. That's all.'
`Thank you,' said Alice, `it's very interesting. I never knew so much
about a whiting before.'
`I can tell you more than that, if you like,' said the Gryphon. `Do
you know why it's called a whiting?'
`I never thought about it,' said Alice. `Why?'
`IT DOES THE BOOTS AND SHOES.' the Gryphon replied very solemnly.
Alice was thoroughly puzzled. `Does the boots and shoes!' she repeated
in a wondering tone. |