The chief difficulty Alice found
at first was in managing her flamingo: she succeeded in getting its body
tucked away, comfortably enough, under her arm, with its legs hanging down,
but generally, just as she had got its neck nicely straightened out, and
was going to give the hedgehog a blow with its head, it WOULD twist itself
round and look up in her face, with such a puzzled expression that she
could not help bursting out laughing: and when she had got its head down,
and was going to begin again, it was very provoking to find that the hedgehog
had unrolled itself, and was in the act of crawling away: besides all this,
there was generally a ridge or furrow in the way wherever she wanted to
send the hedgehog to, and, as the doubled-up soldiers were always getting
up and walking off to other parts of the ground, Alice soon came to the
conclusion that it was a very difficult game indeed.
The players all played at once without waiting for turns, quarrelling
all the while, and fighting for the hedgehogs; and in a very short time
the Queen was in a furious passion, and went stamping about, and shouting
`Off with his head!' or `Off with her head!' about once in a minute.
Alice began to feel very uneasy: to be sure, she had not as yet had
any dispute with the Queen, but she knew that it might happen any minute,
`and then,' thought she, `what would become of me? They're dreadfully fond
of beheading people here; the great wonder is, that there's any one left
alive!'
She was looking about for some way of escape, and wondering whether
she could get away without being seen, when she noticed a curious appearance
in the air: it puzzled her very much at first, but, after watching it a
minute or two, she made it out to be a grin, and she said to herself `It's
the Cheshire Cat: now I shall have somebody to talk to.'
`How are you getting on?' said the Cat, as soon as there was mouth enough
for it to speak with.
Alice waited till the eyes appeared, and then nodded. `It's no use speaking
to it,' she thought, `till its ears have come, or at least one of them.'
In another minute the whole head appeared, and then Alice put down her
flamingo, and began an account of the game, feeling very glad she had someone
to listen to her. The Cat seemed to think that there was enough of it now
in sight, and no more of it appeared.
`I don't think they play at all fairly,' Alice began, in rather a complaining
tone, `and they all quarrel so dreadfully one can't hear oneself speak--and
they don't seem to have any rules in particular; at least, if there are,
nobody attends to them--and you've no idea how confusing it is all the
things being alive; for instance, there's the arch I've got to go through
next walking about at the other end of the ground--and I should have croqueted
the Queen's hedgehog just now, only it ran away when it saw mine coming!' |