| A bright idea came into Alice's
head. `Is that the reason so many tea-things are put out here?' she asked.
`Yes, that's it,' said the Hatter with a sigh: `it's always tea-time,
and we've no time to wash the things
between whiles.'
`Then you keep moving round, I suppose?' said Alice.
`Exactly so,' said the Hatter: `as the things get used up.'
`But what happens when you come to the beginning again?' Alice ventured
to ask.
`Suppose we change the subject,' the March Hare interrupted, yawning.
`I'm getting tired of this. I vote the young lady tells us a story.'
`I'm afraid I don't know one,' said Alice, rather alarmed at the proposal.
`Then the Dormouse shall!' they both cried. `Wake up, Dormouse!' And
they pinched it on both sides at once.
The Dormouse slowly opened his eyes. `I wasn't asleep,' he said in a
hoarse, feeble voice: `I heard every word you fellows were saying.'
`Tell us a story!' said the March Hare.
`Yes, please do!' pleaded Alice.
`And be quick about it,' added the Hatter, `or you'll be asleep again
before it's done.'
`Once upon a time there were three little sisters,' the Dormouse began
in a great hurry; `and their names were Elsie, Lacie, and Tillie; and they
lived at the bottom of a well--'
`What did they live on?' said Alice, who always took a great interest
in questions of eating and drinking.
`They lived on treacle,' said the Dormouse, after thinking a minute
or two.
`They couldn't have done that, you know,' Alice gently remarked; `they'd
have been ill.'
`So they were,' said the Dormouse; `VERY ill.'
Alice tried to fancy to herself what such an extraordinary ways of living
would be like, but it puzzled her too much, so she went on: `But why did
they live at the bottom of a well?'
`Take some more tea,' the March Hare said to Alice, very earnestly.
`I've had nothing yet,' Alice replied in an offended tone, `so I can't
take more.'
`You mean you can't take LESS,' said the Hatter: `it's very easy to
take MORE than nothing.'
`Nobody asked YOUR opinion,' said Alice.
`Who's making personal remarks now?' the Hatter asked triumphantly.
Alice did not quite know what to say to this: so she helped herself
to some tea and bread-and-butter, and then turned to the Dormouse, and
repeated her question. `Why did they live at the bottom of a well?' |