| `Oh! So Bill's got to come down
the chimney, has he?' said Alice to herself. `Shy, they seem to put everything
upon Bill! I wouldn't be in Bill's place for a good deal: this fireplace
is narrow, to be sure; but I THINK I can kick a little !'
She drew her foot as far down the chimney as she could, and
waited till she heard a little animal (she couldn't guess of what sort
it was) scratching and scrambling about in the chimney close above her:
then, saying to herself `This is Bill,' she gave one sharp kick, and waited
to see what would happen next.
The first thing she heard was a general chorus of `There goes Bill!'
then the Rabbit's voice along--`Catch him, you by the hedge!' then silence,
and then another confusion of voices--`Hold up his head--Brandy now--Don't
choke him--How was it, old fellow? What happened to you? Tell us all about
it!'
Last came a little feeble, squeaking voice, (`That's Bill,' thought
Alice,) ` Well, I hardly know--No more, thank ye; I'm better now--but I'm
a deal too flustered to tell you--all I know is, something comes at me
like a Jack-in-the- box, and up I goes like a sky-rocket!'
`So you did, old fellow!' said the others.
`We must burn the house down!' said the Rabbit's voice; and Alice called
out as loud as she could, `If you do. I'll set Dinah at you!'
There was a dead silence instantly, and Alice thought to herself, `I
wonder what they WILL do next! If they had any sense, they'd take the roof
off.' After a minute or two, they began moving about again, and Alice heard
the Rabbit say, `A barrowful will do, to begin with.'
`A barrowful of WHAT?' thought Alice; but she had not long to doubt,
for the next moment a shower of little pebbles came rattling in at the
window, and some of them hit her in the face. `I'll put a stop to this,'
she said to herself, and shouted out, `You'd better not do that again!'
which produced another dead silence.
Alice noticed with some surprise that the pebbles were all turning into
little cakes as they lay on the floor, and a bright idea came into her
head. `If I eat one of these cakes,' she thought, `it's sure to make SOME
change in my size; and as it can't possibly make me larger, it must make
me smaller, I suppose.' |