| Script (Five, seven and two are painting roses) (Alice walks in) Scene one Alice. Would you tell me, please, why you are painting those roses? Two. Why, the fact is, you see, miss, we are doing are best, afore she comes, too.Scene two (At this moment the queen walks in)Queen. Get up! (The three gardeners instantly jumped up) Two. May it please your majesty, we were trying- Queen. I see! Off with there heads Alice. You shant be beheaded. (Alice puts the cards into a flowerpot) Queen. Can you play croquet? Alice. Yes. Queen. Come on then. Scene three (The queen leads everybody to a vast croquet ground) Queen. Get to your places. Queen. Off with his head off with her head. Alice. Its the Cheshire cat now I shall have somebody to talk to. Cheshire cat. How are you getting on? Alice I dont think they play very fairly at all, and they all quarrel so dreadfully that one cant her oneself speak- and they dont seem to have any rules particular; at least, if there are, Know body attends to them- and youve no idea it is all the things being alive; for instance, theres the arch Ive got to go through next walking about at the other end of the ground- and I should have croqueted the queens hedgehog just now, only it ran when away when it saw mine coming! Cheshire cat. How do you like the queen? Alice. Not at all shes so extremely- likely to win that its hardly worthwhile finishing the game. King. Who are you talking to? Queen. Off with his head. |
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