Pig and Pepper

  • By Eric L. & Alex
  • Cheshire cat Cheshire cat
    Pig/baby Pig/baby
    Cook Cook
    Frog-Footman Frog-Footman
    Fish-Footman Fish-Footman

  • SCENE 1: (No. 1) In front of doorFish-footman. Letter for the Duchess. An Invitation from the queen to play Croquet.
    Frog-footman. From queen, to the Duchess to play croquet.
    They both bow.
    The fish footman gone.
    Alice. Knock Knock
    Frog footman. No use in knocking girl. 1st, I’m on this side of the door, and secondly there is no use in knocking ‘cause they are makin so much nose that no one could possibly hear you.
    There was a constant howling and sneezing and a great crash. Boom.
    Alice. Please than, how am I to get in.
    Frog footman. There might be some sense in knockin, if we had the door between us for instants, if you weere inside you might knock and I could let you out you know.
  • Scene 2 (No.2) IN the kitchen
    Alice. There is certainly too much pepper in that soup. Achoo Achoo.
    Baby. Acho achoo achoo…
    Alice. Why does your cat grin like that?
    Duchess. It’s a Cheshire cat. PIG.
    Alice. I didn’t now Cheshire cats always grinned. I didn’t even now cats could grin.
    Duchess. You don’t know much and that’s a fact.
    Cook takes cauldron and plates and duchess doesn’t notice and it hits her write in the head. Baby howling.
    Alice. Oh please mind doing.
    Duchess. If everybody minded there own business the world would go around faster.
    Duchess. Chop her head.
    Duchess starts singing lullaby to her baby.
    Duchess. Speak roughly to your boy, and beat him when he sneezes, he only does it to annoy because he knows it teases.
    Duchess. I speak severely to my boy, and beat him when he sneezes; For he can thoroughly enjoy the pepper when he pleases.
    Duchess. Please nurse the baby while I get ready to go play c
    roquet.
    And with that, she through the baby to Alice and Alice caught it with diffucalty. Scene 3 (No.3) In the garden
    Baby grounting
    Alice. Don’t grunt like that.
    Baby grunted again
    Alice. Don’t be a pig.
    Alice looked down and says
    Alice. Oh my god, you are a pig.
    Alice lets the pig go. Alice see’s Cheshire cat on tree.
    Alice. Which way should I go cheshire cat?
    Chesire cat. I don’t know.
    Alice leaves and goes into the garden.
  • The End